i cry evertim
look man, i just really like food.
Home Random Sheeit ask nigga
Next
dicksp8jr:

this is a sad story but i can’t stop laughing that the boyfriend’s first instinct was to cover for her by claiming it was the blood of Jesus

uhuran:

what if every time hannibal made a subtle cannibalism joke he just turned and looked at the camera like in the office

(Source: kenway)

ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft
nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.
a-cidlife:

☪†✡☮ FOLLOW ME FOR MORE POSTS LIKE THIS! ✡☮†☪
check out my skins blog

nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa